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"When I was in my early twenties on my way to work in Chicago, the expressway which I was on was backed up," said Steve Greenspon of Illinois. "I was getting off at the next exit less than an eighth of a mile ahead. I pulled onto the emergency lane to bypass the traffic until I could exit. I was subsequently pulled over. When the officer approached my vehicle, I said in the most panicked way possible: 'Officer, I have horrible diarrhea. Please follow me to the gas station at the next exit and you can write me the ticket there.' The officer laughed and said to get going, and did not follow me."
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A 1967 Shelby GT500 Super Snake sold for $1.3 million. Do you think classic cars were made better than modern rides?
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- Yes, the quality of cars from the 1960s and '70s is the best
- No, modern technology makes cars better today
- Maybe, it's hard to say since most Canadians get a new car every 10 years